You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I've blown a few things in my day
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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