just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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