Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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