I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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