i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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