If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
He passed out mid-signature
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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