Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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