Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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