if you like me you must not know who I am
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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