We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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