doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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