omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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