Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Randomize
