Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Randomize
