i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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