is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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