But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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