Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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