awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize
