Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Randomize
