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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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