I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Are my feet made of real feet?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
