Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Pooping to opera.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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