Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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