Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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