the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
