Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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