Your dad touched me again.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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