IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
this is an emotional support booty call
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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