I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize