I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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