You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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