There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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