So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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