Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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