ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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