Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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