he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
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She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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