Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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