Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Pappa wants mamma naked
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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