She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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