i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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