I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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