The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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