Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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