I can't watch pbs sober anymore
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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