: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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