We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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