just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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