Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
