So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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