Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Randomize
