5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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