he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Holy sore nipples Batman
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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