So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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