Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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