just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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